I’ve come to see, more and more, how much I like men in dress clothes. Mmm… So sexy. The funniest part is that I used to really hate dressing up. Oh, how one can change once the faggotry takes full affect.
Hahaha! I’m posting from my phone.
Texts From Last Night
From Ohio you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there. From Florida Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It’s like the forever 21 of bars From Louisiana We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt’s nose. Massive nosebleed. From Virginia We need to start having rules for...
My Life is Average
My math teacher is Chinese. Today, I saw her talking to another Chinese student in the language. To tease her, I asked her what language that was. She looked at me, squinted her eyes really tight and said: “The language of the ninjas”. I love you Miss Choo. MLIA hahahaha! Today, at dinner, the phone kept ringing and it was all these telemarkters. I was really annoyed so I answered...
It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs →
parangnormalactivity: A giant asteroid smashing into Earth is the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs, a global scientific team said on Thursday, hoping to settle a row that has divided experts for decades. [Click blog title for original article.]
It was spectacular
Today, while I was driving aimlessly in celebration of my simply good mood, I saw two clouds that looked like sea nettle jelly fish. I leaned over the steering wheel and tried to look at them as much as I could before the wind distorted them, or they went out of view.
I like it when competitors copy me because it means they aren’t about to...– Wil Shipley http://wilshipley.com/blog/2010/03/open-letter-to-steve-jobs-concerning.html
I miss your face. And your person associated with your face. I will be finding you come Spring Break…if not sooner.